So as I now have a shared bathroom that I split with the rest of the floor, I’ve been noticing more and more that there are different types of flusher users out there. Here are the differences I’ve noticed:

“The Nihilistic Flusher” - No flush. (Not so common)

“The Single Flusher” - This person goes in , does their business and flushes once at the end. (Pretty Common)

“The Double Flusher” - This person goes in, flushes at the start, and then once more again at the end. (Also Pretty Common)

“The Intermittent Flusher” - This person may or may not flush at the start, but will flush 2 or 3 times during their stay, and once at the end. Do they need this extra noise to keep out the stage fright? (Happens more than you’d think)

And today, I’ve encountered a new breed never before heard in the wild (at least by me):

“The Double Trouble Intermittent Flusher” - This guy flushed TWO toilets at the start, one or two in the middle, and then BOTH toilets at the end. That a lot of water displacement. Does he feel more manly having two handles to pull down at the start and finish? So many questions..

Did I miss any?